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Bond will stop at nothing to protect the world’s supply of closures
bond-will-stop-at-nothing-to-protect-the-worlds-supply-of-closures<p>He drives fast cars, uses expensive gadgets with impunity, could kill you with his bare hands in 27 different ways in under 2 seconds, likes his martinis “shaken, not stirred,” is a Royal Naval Reserve Commander, a member of Her Majesty’s Secret Intelligence Service, goes by “double O seven,” recently made an appearance at the 2012 Olympics Opening Ceremonies, isn’t afraid to give a <a href=http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&sqi=2&ved=0CDAQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FGlasgow_kiss&ei=dTWhULy6JuOZiAKwroDgDQ&usg=AFQjCNGDU4KSXLAvaVXUACaAmJUuKQiRcQ&sig2=hcaP51nl1jc8LlPadpvo0g target=_blank rel=noopener>Glasgow Kiss</a> when the situation calls for it, is smooth with the ladies, works well under pressure, travels light, and maintains a wardrobe that allows him to move in all socio-economic crime circles of the world’s debauched, depraved, and derelict.</p> <p>He is James Bond.</p> <p>In <i>Capino Royale</i>, Bond is sent to Montenegro to stop Le Chiffre, a terrorist banker, from winning a poker tournament at the Casino Royale. The stakes: ownership of the world’s supply of closures, caps, and lids. Bond must use all of considerable skill, talent and charm to keep Le Chiffre from taking everything.</p> <p>Wouldn’t that be a great premise for a movie? Forget water, oil, fuel, gold, nuclear warheads, and the secret of renewable sustainable no-biproducts energy. That stuff gets picked all the time as the object of terrorist and world-dominating sociopaths.</p> <p>So cliche.</p> <p>How about closures and caps and lids? The repercussions of monopolizing the world’s supply of closures is unimaginably staggering.</p> <p>(I pitched this idea to Universal, Columbia, Paramount and even Pixar. They said it lacked “universal appeal.” I told them that <i>everyone </i>uses closures, and that it was only a matter of time before someone actually tried to do this … they had security escort me out.)</p> <p>Bond is played by sales rep Stephen Post, who coincidentally, actually <i>does</i> have access to thousands of different types of lids, caps, dispensing pumps, closures, treatment pumps, sprayers, and more.</p> <p><a href=https://www.containerandpackaging.com/wallpaper/2012/1600x1200_capinoroyale.jpg><img src=https://www.containerandpackaging.com/wallpaper/2012/1600x1200_capinoroyale.jpg alt= width=600 height=450 border=0 /></a></p> <p><b>Visit <a href=https://www.containerandpackaging.com/wallpaper>www.containerandpackaging.com/wallpaper</a> to see ALL 12 of this year’s calendar images as well as images from 2011, 2010, and 2009.</b></p> <p> </p>
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